immiM SO st re ssed its not me itsi the hacker go odo ngiht
TEHY CHANGED MY pASSWORD DO NOT BELEVIE A WORD OF THIS PERSON PLEASE JESUS
Imagine your OTP running at each other through a field of flowers in slo-mo, only for person A to trip and hit their head on a rock.
i still say “le memes” to my cat and she turns her back and walks away from me with her ass in the air every time
can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.
It’ll make everything better.
how do you ask someone out
do you shoot them in the chest???
“Hello, officer? I’d like to report a missing link! ha ha! That was an evolution joke. Only nerds will get it. I wish I could see your face! A fine of how much?!”